Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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