After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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