he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
false alarm, still single
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
