Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
