I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
the liver wants what the liver wants
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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