we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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