you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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