Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Plan B is the new Plan A
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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