Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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