What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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