when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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