she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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