8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I love you. Go after that dick
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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