So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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