please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
