the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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