That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
It's rum buckets o'clock
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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