Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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