do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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