Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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