I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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