well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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