Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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