Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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