if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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