garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I stole a fireplace last night.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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