Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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