She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I can't turn off my feet"
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
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