i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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