Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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