He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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