There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
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Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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