And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize