I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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