I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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