He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize