hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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