They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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