I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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