i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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