what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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