My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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