found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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