we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
