Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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