then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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