belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Randomize
