I'm jealous of your bromance
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Floor bacon is actually really good
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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