My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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