OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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