Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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