I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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