it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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