i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Bring me that man meat
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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