so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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