do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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