Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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