I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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